Ridin’ Dirty

Posted August 11th, 2010

After spending some quality with her friend, “Jack,” she insisted on the protection of the booster seat for the ride home.

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Jello Shots Anyone?

Posted July 24th, 2010

Jello Shots

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4 Beers At Once

Posted July 24th, 2010

4 Beers

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I’m On Fire

Posted July 17th, 2010

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Drinking & Cheating…Whats Your Opinion?

Posted July 13th, 2010

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Rivers Suck for Ragers

Posted July 9th, 2010

So graduation parties are still full throttle in my little hometown and after a series of boring family parties, my friend Bruce decides to have a huge rager in this place called the Dunes; a sandy cove by the river in our town. My friend Don and I pregame a little with some bacardi shots and sam adams before heading over, and im already a little buzzed by the time i get there. There were kegs everywhere, just stuck in the sand with dozens of people already drunk out of their minds and getting even more to drink.

After a few more drinks, I wander into a crowd of friends who decide to use the rope swing that swings out of the river from a 15-foot cliff. Don and I chug half a handle each of smirnoff (bad decision) and headed over. After this, my memory goes completely blank save for a few moments. I remember banging my ex-girlfriend Kitty in the woods not too far from the party and people stopping what they were doing to listen to us. I remember seeing two hot lesbian chicks, Coral and Zoey, using a double-sided dildo and going to town on a sandbar in the river. And, most of all, I remember going of the rope swing and forgetting when to jump off, then realizing i should’ve already jumped when it was too late to and smashing my knees, shoulder, and face into the rocks, scraping the shit out of 25% of my body (luckily, im pretty sure this happened after i banged my ex).

I woke up the next afternoon on a canoe on the other side of the river about 100 yards down from the party, still bleeding slightly from my face and knees. There was vomit on my chest and the floor of the canoe, and i was in only my boxers. Nobody could fill in the rest of the night’s events for me, because no one remembers enough of what happened. And i never did find my clothes.

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The New Hangover Cure: Coconut Water

Posted July 6th, 2010

Everyone has a preferred method for treating a hangover — Gatorade, greasy food, a Bloody Mary — but in my experience, none of these work particularly well. So when a bartender recently recommended that I try coconut water as a morning-after remedy, I was skeptical. However, since I’d been drinking everything else she’d put in front of me, I figured I’d give it a shot.

To my surprise, the little juice box seemed to work. I didn’t like the sweet taste at first, but I felt noticeably better within an hour.

Coconut water, which is extracted from fruit too young to have formed milk, is low in calories and has no fat and a lot less sugar than most juices. But its most important attribute, at least among barflies, is that it is an excellent rehydrater. (See the top 10 bad beverage ideas.)

Bit of bar trivia: 10 years ago, when the U.N.’s Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) was granted a patent — the first ever given to a U.N. agency — for bottling coconut water in a way that preserves its nutrients, an FAO official noted that the drink contains the same five electrolytes found in human blood (Gatorade has only two). He called coconut water “the fluid of life.” Indeed, in medical emergencies, coconut water has been used intravenously when conventional hydration fluids were not available.

Most hangovers are less dire than that, but the killer headache that follows a night of drinking is essentially the result of being really dehydrated. All those $2 Pabst Blue Ribbons act as a diuretic, flushing the water out of your body, which then has trouble absorbing more. That’s where those electrolytes come in, according to Lilian Cheung, a nutrition expert at the Harvard School of Public Health. (See the top 10 scientific discoveries of 2009.)

Long a dietary staple in the tropics, coconut water has recently caught on among athletes, health nuts and bleary-eyed urbanites in the U.S., where sales topped $50 million last year. Coca-Cola and Pepsi have bought into two of the top three brands, Zico and O.N.E. The third, VitaCoco, counts Madonna among its big-name investors. (And if Ms. Kabbalah is big on it, you know it must be healthy.)

Advocates of coconut water maintain it can do everything from boost your immune system to reduce menstrual cramps, but skeptics are trying to slow the hype machine. Harvard’s Cheung says there is no significant research to bolster many of the claims, including that the drink can lower the risk of cancer.

Still, coconut water’s commercial success among partygoers has inspired imitators like Code Blue, an all-natural, electrolyte-laden beverage touted as a “recovery drink.” A p.r. rep delivered some to my desk in a white prescription bag. The drink wasn’t bad, but there is something to be said for discretion when you’re dealing with a hangover at the office. The other sign that coconut water is catching on: the proliferation of coconut-water cocktails. Next round of research is on me.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1990805,00.html#ixzz0sxCMnmpt

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Asleep On The Toilet

Posted July 3rd, 2010

It was our prom night and our friend will passed out in the middle of taking a shit.

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Too Much UV

Posted June 21st, 2010

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Incredible Fall

Posted June 18th, 2010

Funny video of drunk guy vs coffee table.. table won, and hookah survived.

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