I’m a Canadian boy, working in Turkey for the summer (didn’t know a thing about turkey untill i came here, i hate Turkey). My girlfriend and i made friends with the owners/employees of a bar (The Place) in Bodrum, this is where we have been drinking all summer. The other night we were at The Place drinking and i met a couple lads, one from Turkey and one from Cyprus. Me and Cyprus started rapid-rating cheap beers because after smashing him 7 (seven) times he still wanted to beat me in a beer race. Now i love, and drink alot of beer but a combination of me hating my job and the cheap price of alcohol, i’ve been getting fucked right up all summer. we left The Place and went to a place called tequilla street, an alley of bars who serve tequilla only. 5 lira’s, $2.70 or 1.5 euros for a shot of tequilla. Fuck. After probably 15 shots of tequilla, all body shots off of my girlfriend, i instantly black out
I came to at a shitty restaurant eating soup that was made out of fuckin goat’s neck and cheek. Don’t worry, the turkish guy said it was good. Im sure it was. i was then dared to chug a beer with probably a half cup of chili peppers in it. You Canadian boys know i did it. I blacked out again
I woke up in the front seat of a choach bus, 3 hours into the trip with a pissed off girlfriend. she said the night before i got to my room at 6, and at somepoint during the night i booked a trip to a historic site called pamukkale. she also told me that at 7 am (when the bus was leaving in 20 minutes) i started yelling “what kind of fuckin IDIOT books a bus at 7 am??” anyways i fall asleep next thing i know im sitting literally in a desert looking at a thousand year old graveyard. Most probably the worst hangover i have ever had. and this amazing night only cost me about $500!
I was fuckin turkeyed. I enjoyed a few drinks called “adios amigos”, if you can find a bar that serves them, hit them up. Trust me, why wouldnt you?
I was Drunk Last Night.
