My best friends generous birthday present.

dont really remember how i got to this point at all, apparently i stood up, fell into the door, stood up took a step fell on my face then threw up… this was before the days of serious alcoholism lmfao

I was walking around my town, half drunk, late at night trying to get home from a pub. I walked past a boy and girl, who I assumed were both drunk, and the girl asked me to help her call a taxi. I had no knowledge of any numbers, so I say sorry and was about to walk on. Then, she called me over and said “Do you think my boobs are big?”. I replied with “Yeah, I think they look huge”. Then, the guy, who I believe was her boyfriend, started grabbing her boobs and motorboating them for fun. She then turned to me and said “Ok, it’s your turn”. Without hesitation, I buried my face between her boobs and squeezed them between my face. After a few seconds, I started grabbing one boob and saying “They are lovely”. Then the girl and the boy started laughing about it. Though, I secretly got my camera out, and told her to show off her boobs in front of me. As she was playing with him, I took a photo, and began to walk away leaving them. Her boobs were definitely double D, and they looked lovely and looked like they were about to fall out of her shirt. It was such a good moment.

This is what happens when a guy talks crap all night about how much he can drink only to pass out by 10pm. Permanent marker + 2 crazy girls = priceless shaming (and yes we drew a bra and thong on him)!

Just being myself

Thursday night my brother is having a couple of his highschool friends over. One kid drinks almost a whole bottle of vodka to himself on a thursday night.