So as you can tell by the title, I had me some gin and a hell of a lot of it. I was at a sorority house off campus and it was their new girls getting in party. So I was full fledged ready to get some ass. They had about 4 kegs and 3 buckets of gin, on top of my pint of jack daniels that brought to the party.

I kicked off the night by killing the pint of jack with my one friends and I was feeling really good. It was still very early like around 10:00 pm. As more people poured into the party the gin bucket was ready to go and it was all downhill from here. I drank about 8 cups of gin mixed with some shots of vodka, rum,  and some cups of beer in between. I was fucking loaded and I knew that blacking out was in my near future.

I decided to cool down the drinking a little bit and headed to the basement to spit game to some girls. This was probably the turning point in the night because I started playing flip cup and I probably played about 10 games. So thats at least 5 full cups of beer more. I get off the table and head to the keg and there is my asshole best friend with a giant 711 Big Gulp cup filled with gin bucket and a beer funnel in his hand. Yes, you guessed it, me and him funneled gin twice each. This was the last thing I remember happening, my last memory was looking up at a funnel and tasting gin in my mouth. The rest of the night was stories told to me the next day.

I hooked up with the girl my friend was hooking up with for a few weeks. I also was hooking up with this other girl who wanted to have sex with me, but I was blacked out and she wound up dragging me into the bathroom where I puked for an hour straight. I then woke up in a random bed next to a third girl and i come to find out it wasn’t even her bed either.

Needless to say never funnel gin.. EVER.