Mt. Pleasant, MI March 2008

I drive with no particular direction in mind and I decide to loop around the apartment complex. Over & over I circle the complex until those in my car leave…its about that time. I look at my clock. Almost 3am and I’m thinking…Cheeseburgers sound mighty good and I find myself in BK’s drive-through the next thing i know….about a mile away!

I order the most amazing cheeseburgers of my life. A quick glance in the mirror shows a cop behind me in the drive-through… and I decided to exit the lot rather slowly. This didn’t warrant suspicion. “Above the Law” I grab a cheeseburger and head home.

On my way back to Jamestown, approximatly one minute later…I hit a cops side mirror. The cop had a person pulled over on the shoulder. I figured why not run…..he is parked. I blow through an intersection and then proceed to pull the E…squealing in to the YY complex. I can’t find a parking space so I look around. Then I get boxed in by two cars. My Run is up!

The cop begins walking toward my door. I quickly proceed to lock the doors, roll up my window a bit and grab the second cheeseburger. Just then I hear a steady tap on the window, followed by a muffled voice outside. “Sir, put down the cheeseburger and step out of the vehicle!” I’m not quite sure how many laws I’ve broken but the prospects of sleeping in jail seem highly probable I overlooked his initial request but assured him I only needed one minute, showing a finger through the glass, and continued on eating.

“NO OUT OF THE CAR RIGHT NOW!”…complete bad news!

Central Michigan University -August 2007-I’ll start off by saying I don’t remember much…

For Kuhns bday we had a bash in Jamestown the weekend before classes. I had recently gotten my car back after it was stolen (another story) & was pumped to be driving again…

Quite a few friends from across the state and most of our neighbors showed up. The night was going alright i guess:) I remember getting into it. At one point the party moves to the bar while I move to the couch with one babe. Needless to say, I was sloppy.

I cannot say I remember anything – But this is what I’m told:
a) Got in a fight with Daver
b) After Chad took away my keys to my car, I used the spare
c) Made headline news

I’m stuck in some ditch, I lose my shoe in mud and manage to completely cake the jeep. (Probably would have been better to have just passed out here). I start reving the engine, going back & forth, trying to escape this mess. As I look back on my night, I guarantee I did this for 20 minutes straight. Finally, I make it out and manage to climb this hill. Thank God, a Jeep is really an off road car! When I pull onto the road I realize I’m on the expressway.

So I’m cruisin along the expressway at 4 am going 70. I pass a car that was pulled over on the side of the road, facing my direction. There was also a cop on the opposite side of the expressway with lights flashing. I make a quick maneuver and slide between the two, unknowingly dodging the spike strip he threw my way. Then a few miles go by and I am continually looking in my mirrors and the cops lights never faded away. When I pulled over, I thought they were in hot pursuit of someone else, but to my surprise I was the one getting boxed in I remember guns were drawn and I remember kissing the pavement.

Unknowingly to me, the whole time I was driving on the wrong side of the expressway. The car that was pulled onto the shoulder was also a cop and they were all after the drunken idiot who was driving on the wrong side of the road. I’ll pass on using my spare keys the next time and hopefully I can avoid the headline news for the rest of my life!