One night me and my friends decided to get really drunk at our favorite spot, Oak Logg. After drinking multiple types of booze, beer, vodka, yager, etc., we wanted to leave, so we all hope in our van and head out. After dropping off one of our friends we took a scenic route through town where passed a police station. Caught up in the moment i flipped the station off and we all laughed. Everyone in the van asked if i had flipped that cop off, i didn’t see a cop so i thought they were screwing with me. We get a little further down the road and blue lights kick on, our driver said told you so, everyone in the van except the driver is blown away. The cop comes up to the van taps on the window and looks in to see me in the passengers side and promptly comes to my side. I roll my window down and he lets me have it, hes blad, fight, and has a tribal tatto sleeve, and is part of the k-9 unit. He asks, “Are you high, drunk, or fuckin stupid?” I respond with, “i’m really, really stupid, sir” He threatens to break my arm and send me to get a cast all at once if he saw that again, and he let us go just like that. My friend in the back imedatly took a big swig of his beer and we all laughed and took off home.
I was Drunk Last Night.
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