Okay so last night I went to one of my friend’s parties & started chugging a bottle of vodka like a champ. Next thing I knew I was making out with 3 people & flashing everyone my nipple rings. 15 minutes later I was sprinting around his yard hugging everyone at the party, and then I laid on a table or something & all I remember after that was falling into his little pool & then passing out in the tent & puking.. this morning I woke up with no clothes on cuddling with one of my guy friends.
I was Drunk Last Night.
