While leaving the bar last night, I got in my first fist fight since I was in highschool. This is how it happened:
At the bar, there was this really good looking drunk girl who was dancing like a slut. She ended up slapping someone she was arguing which ended in her getting thrown out.
It was hilarious.
As my friends and I were walking back home, we see the SAME girl. One of my friends said a cordial ”hello” and the girl acted like a complete bitch. As the girl blew us off, I shouted the only think that came to my drunken mind, “Fuck you too skank!” and kept walking.
Thats when a polo wearing white knight arrived.
All of a sudden, this random fratboy who was apparently so distraught over the fact I called this girl a skank, comes hauling ass across the street while letting out a beastly wail. As soon as his foot hit the sidewalk, I busted his nose.
I honestly blanked out, it happened so fast and the next thing I remember is getting pulled off this guy at two in the morning.
My friends held on to this guy to try to calm him down. That’s when fratboy’s hysterical crying girlfriend started screaming at me and kept smacking me with her purse.
After a few moments, my friends let this guy go and he starts heading right at me, again. I could see blood is just pouring out of this dude’s nose/mouth as he gets closer to me, he was pissed.
Well, I had a good 40-50 feet in between me and this guy so I actually had time to get my feet in the right place and get somewhat ready. I just stood there and when he got within striking distance, I decked him right in the fucking face for a second time and must have rocked him pretty bad because he didn’t try to fight back after I stuck him.
In the end, even if the guy never landed a punch (I don’t think he even threw any) his teeth did cut my thumb. It’s probably going to be infected too, mouths are full of germs.