So I am chillin out watchin T.V. last saturday night when I get a call from one of my oldest friends saying that some sluttly girls were throwing some great keg party. So me never being one to flake on a party, I go out to scoop my friend and we meet up with the girls at a Mcdonalds about 20mins from the house. We stop at the store because yall know how chicks are they have to have the heavey shit. So we get 24oz cans of some of the cheapest crap I have ever tasted. We chugg the cans and make our way to this random house back in like some farm area or whatever. There r 2 kegs in the front yard so we waste no time finding cups and gettin shitty. So we got there about 9ish n it gets to like 4am.
Now what happened next is all a little fuzzy but I remember doing several keg stands, doing 10 shots of god knows what out of some strippers pussy dont ask and getting a lap dance from this one dudes gf. Anyway the night ends with me going to 7-11 n drunkenly rippin all the posters off the wall gettin the cops called and well lets just say I didnt outrun them.
I woke up in the drunk tank the next day cover in puke lol u gotta love keeggers.
