Last week I went to Quebec with about 20 friends. Before heading to the club on the second last night, I drank 3/4 of my 26er of smirnoff, most of which was drank straight. I don’t even recall leaving the hotel. I woke up the next morning in my friends room and was informed of the embarrassing events of my night. Apparently I walked around telling everyone that I wanted to bang my friend. I even walked up to him and informed him at which point he apparently told someone to make sure I go to sleep. I still don’t remember any of it …..
I was Drunk Last Night.

