Central Michigan University -August 2007-I’ll start off by saying I don’t remember much…

For Kuhns bday we had a bash in Jamestown the weekend before classes. I had recently gotten my car back after it was stolen (another story) & was pumped to be driving again…

Quite a few friends from across the state and most of our neighbors showed up. The night was going alright i guess:) I remember getting into it. At one point the party moves to the bar while I move to the couch with one babe. Needless to say, I was sloppy.

I cannot say I remember anything – But this is what I’m told:
a) Got in a fight with Daver
b) After Chad took away my keys to my car, I used the spare
c) Made headline news

I’m stuck in some ditch, I lose my shoe in mud and manage to completely cake the jeep. (Probably would have been better to have just passed out here). I start reving the engine, going back & forth, trying to escape this mess. As I look back on my night, I guarantee I did this for 20 minutes straight. Finally, I make it out and manage to climb this hill. Thank God, a Jeep is really an off road car! When I pull onto the road I realize I’m on the expressway.

So I’m cruisin along the expressway at 4 am going 70. I pass a car that was pulled over on the side of the road, facing my direction. There was also a cop on the opposite side of the expressway with lights flashing. I make a quick maneuver and slide between the two, unknowingly dodging the spike strip he threw my way. Then a few miles go by and I am continually looking in my mirrors and the cops lights never faded away. When I pulled over, I thought they were in hot pursuit of someone else, but to my surprise I was the one getting boxed in I remember guns were drawn and I remember kissing the pavement.

Unknowingly to me, the whole time I was driving on the wrong side of the expressway. The car that was pulled onto the shoulder was also a cop and they were all after the drunken idiot who was driving on the wrong side of the road. I’ll pass on using my spare keys the next time and hopefully I can avoid the headline news for the rest of my life!

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