Went to a party last night with captain morgans 100 proof. The party it self was awesome, had a beer pong set up and some really cute chicks.
Anyways, I was already pre-gaming before showing up, I was drunk. This kid that was hosting the party had a nice cigar box, so my buddy looked inside it. We asked if we could have a cigar and he said sure. I had picked out a very stale and very nasty cigar, just to puff when I got home.
Anyways, I take it with me just one cigar. I return drunk as fuck back to my buddies house. I claim actually how cool the kid was for letting me have a cigar. No longer then about 20 minutes later I hear a group of people coming through our front door. My buddy got a text saying someone was pissed with me, so I stumble down stairs.
The kid claims I stole a cigar from him, that I was lying and had taken two. I grab my jacket, in which he sees there is one cigar in my pocket and not two. He takes the cigar, claims that I am liar, and that I had stolen two cigars. Hes so drunk he starts to slur.
Now at this point any sober minded kid would walk away, however he was drunk and he needed to be helped out of the house. I decided against fighting him because I was too wasted and just wanted to enjoy my night and not worry about fighting some stupid drunk fuck over a single 5 dollar cigar.
that was boring.
Am I literally the only person who writes stories that aren’t completely stupid, pointless and poorly written on here? Fuck.