We all know what happens when it gets late at night, we are tipsy, and we have yet find our lucky guy or girl for the night. Yes guys, girls do the exact same thing! We resort to our cell phone. Time to scroll through the list of names that we have.
After many texts to this boy I wanted, I was getting no response. What shall I do? I decide to make that phone call to him. Someone picks up, yes! All of a sudden I realized that I was on speaker and he had all his friends yelling absurd things to me. The last thing I hear is, “Stop texting and calling me! You are an ugly drunk whore who I do not want to hook up with!” The phone goes silent and I am in shock.
It was at that point that I learned to never drunk text/dial ever again. FML!
I was Drunk Last Night.
