This is kind of a longer story than the others but here goes…
I offered to take my friend back to college, at 8:30ish pm, which was a 4 hour drive away, no problem. Once we got there i decided i was too tired to drive back, and he was tripled up in a double room as it was, so i decided to go to the visitors parking and sleep in my truck. I layed down on the bench seat with my feet out the drivers side window.
About an hour and a half later I opened my eyes to see a compus patrol/sheriffs light bar go past my feet. The cop circled around and sure enough turns his lights on and spot lighted my side mirrors. I sat up and angled my side mirrors back at him (probably not the best idea) and layed back down. After explaining why I was there, he called in another cop and they decided I couldn’t sleep there. I also told them for some reason I had court the next day so i would be gone anyways.
Well my court date got postponed so I decided to stay and enjoy a little bit of rush week. After drinking very heavily at every frat house it was time to call it a night… or so i thought. My friend Mic and I began wrestling around a bit on the walk back. We are both trained in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, so this was not uncommon. Just as we stepped it up and started punching eachother I noticed a car pull up and spot light us. We stop and i hear the person in the car say my name… it was the cop from the night before of course.
We both get arrested for disorderly conduct, he gets taken to his room and I was left at the station. The officer told me since i was under age and blew triple the legal limit I couldn’t drive. He took me to a Sugar Creek off campus that was open 24\7 and told me to sit there and sober up. Being drunk and “disorderly” I tell him I wasnt going to be baby sat at a sugar creek. The cop made the mistake of not hand cuffing me to take me there, and when he opened the door to let me out, i took off running… Across 8 lanes and scaled a big stone wall into a cemetary where I proceeded to urinate on a grave stone.
I knew they would be looking for me to walk directly back onto campus, so i was going to be clever, walk around the outside of the campus and go in the backway, get my truck and leave. During the walk, i start getting tired, so i decided to sit down and rest for a second. After who knows how long i get woken up…. half laying in one of the 8 lanes that were still fairly busy. The guy asked me where i had been drinking, my name, where i was from…. shit another cop… so i thought.
As I am being walked into the center of campus to the campus patrol station I come to my senses and notice the guy is wearing pajama bottoms. I start freaking out saying I will be arrested for trespassing if I get caught on campus. As i say that a sheriff drives by, and completely locks up his tires and slides to a stop. Floors it and snaps the car 180 degrees and pulls up………. same cop that had arrested me. Back to the station i go.
Still over the legal limit to drive he takes me on a 25 minute drive away from campus, tells me to walk back, get my truck and leave. Knowing full well id still be over the limit to drive i ask “sir are you telling me to drive drunk?” he said yes, I dont want to ever see you again.
My 5 year ban will be lifted this april!
