I literally just woke up from last night. It’s 4:30 in the afternoon.
After a night of drinking and getting no action the last thing of the night that I remember was having phone sex with an ex-girlfriend, giving myself a hand job in the bathroom of a friends house, and then sending her pictures of my Johnson and its white fluids.
Yeah, I had a little Captain in me last night :).
I was Drunk Last Night.
