One night we held a party at our frat. There were tons of women, cheap beer and cheaper alcohol ($8 plastic handle cheap). Everyone was getting wasted. I went up to bathroom to take a piss and a pledge was filling up one of the sinks with multi-colored vomit What the fuck does this pledge think he was doing?!?! I needed to fuck with him.

Our sinks were already clogged so I yelled at him to clean it up. For the next ten minutes im laughing and watching him scoop up the puke, with his hands, and drop it into the toilet before slumping down to finish yaking. Gross! All of a sudden in runs another pledge and sprays the entire contents of a fire extinguisher over the bathroom, the puke-splattered floor and the other pledge. Supposedly another frat brother told him to do this and it simply was hilarious!

The party and the handling of the pledges was getting out of hand. It was time for me to grab my girl of the night and head home. Smartly, I was getting out of there before anything catastrophic happened.

The moral of the story…. exercise self-control in college.

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