The other night this kid in my dorm brought back this pretty hot girl. Now even though you may not like certain kids, everyone on my dorm floor would hang out with each other, especially after the parties. Obviously, my room was the room everyone would hang out in and where all the drunk shennanigans would go down.
Now back to the story…I am usually the one to supply the beers for the after pary but this night I had nothing in my fridge. The kid who brought the girl back decided to step up and fix this problem. Trying to be cool, he left the girl with us and he was off to get us some beer. What a poor choice by him!
Once this loser leaves, his girl immediately starts brushing up on me and chatting up a storm. She wanted me and I was not going to turn this down because of some kid I don’t like thinks hes getting with her. Shes pretty wasted and tells me that she thinks I’m cute and to not let the other kid back in. She begins making out with me and we are grabbing at each other.
A few minutes later the kid comes back knocking. “I got some beer!, Let me in!.” Everyone keeps their mouth shut and we eventually hear the kid shuffling his feet down the hall. He did not only lose his chance with this girl but it was all his fault and I was getting with here. She spent the night and to this day the kid believes we found another house party to go to 
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