So a couple of my girls and I went out on friday night with the plan to just have a few drinks. After all we did deserve a nice break after a long week it school. Basically I got to drinking and the plan for a few drinks turned into many. I had 6 long islands, 2 sex on the beach, and after that i was drunk and could barely walk out of the bar.
I get home around 11:30 and called up a boy I have been trying to hook up with for awhile. He could easily tell I was drunk but he was drinking as well. The drunk booty call was on. I ended up meeting him up at his house. One thing led to another and next thing I knew we were ended up in his room and hooked up, and his parents were home!
I left around 3:30 AM and unfortunately was still not sober. As I was getting on the freeway I hit the center divider. I called the cops and once they saw the situation they wanted me to take a DUI test. I was in 4 inch heels, drunk, and extremely nervous.
I took off my shoes, past the damn test, and got a new car in a week.


Your lucky you did not get a ticket.
Drunk off of 6 drinks and 2 shooters? I wish I was a cheap
drunk,it would save me a mad amount of money.lol
First of all, it’s “passed” the test, not “past (moron). Secondly, it’s pathetic to see you celebrating the fact that you were drunk driving and somehow managed to deceive the cops. Hopefully karma has returned the favor and your hook-up gave you herpes.