Last night I was in a club with a bunch of my ladies. I didn’t really feel like dancing too much but I definitely felt like drinking. A few hours later I stood up to go home, it suddenly hit my body just how very drunk I was. I felt extremely nauseus and went into the ladies room to vomit.
I don’t really know how long I was in there, but I heard a girl say, “Oh, my God! You guys, there’s someone passed out in here!” I thought to myself, “Wow, someone’s passed out in here?” It took me a few seconds to realize they were talking about me.
I was Drunk Last Night.

