I was visiting some friends of mine at college for a few days in upstate Vermont. We were at a party in their friends apartment, doing jager bombs and throwing back various micro-brews. One of my friends, very drunk, decided he wanted to hook up with this girl who he had been kinda talking to for a little bit, and that this was the right night to do it.
So they hang out all night and retire to her room at about 2AM and she comes out almost immediately, bummed that he instantly passed out as soon as he climbed into her bed. So we continue drinking and about an hour after the incident, we see him walk out of the room, walk into her roommates room (where there were 2 girls sleeping) and calmly close the door. So a couple of us guys peek in and turn on the light and there he is, pants halfway down, pissing on the floor, muttering to himself! He turns around quickly and confused and proclaims, “I’m trying to go to bed!”, climbs inbetween the two sleeping girls, pants still down, and goes to sleep. Luckily, the girls were close were close friends of his and were able to just laugh about it in the morning.
He still had to shampoo their carpet.
