To begin, all of my friends have jobs and work real hard during the week to party harder on the weekends. As our usual typical Saturday night, we meet up at one of our places to pregame and then go out to the bars.
At the bar I see this pretty good looking girl. Obviously I need to be drunk to kick some game so I head to the bar and order myself 3 shots of patron. I swig those babies down, have a little pregame chat with my buddies, and head over to this chick. We begin chatting and to my suprise she is digging my vibes. I buy her some drinks, she buys me some drinks, and about 130Am (the bar closes at 2) we are both pretty drunk. Its time to go in for the kill…”Do you want to get outta here?”. She responds with, “Unfortunately I have a boyfriend to go home to but would you like to come to the bathroom with me?”
I am shocked! I grab her by the hand and bolt for the mens bathroom. We get in a stall, do our thing, and a few minutes later I am walking out the bathroom with the biggest smile on my face. I kiss this girl on the cheek goodbye and I will probably never see her, speak to her, or casually have sex with her in the mens bathroom again.
Whatta night!
