Last weekend I woke up in bed with a woman. She was gorgeous but I couldn’t remember her name or where I picked her up from. My head was killing me and I was ready to blow chunks everywhere. This was probably the worst hangover of my life. The girl begins cuddling with me, kissing me, and trying to get the morning sex thing going. Now don’t get me wrong, I do love morning sex but at 9AM with a huge ass hangover is just not the right time. Upset by my unwillingness, she hops out of my bed, puts on her clothes and bolts out the door. Now when I say bolt, she moved faster than Usain Bolt in the Olympics.
I can finally go to the bathroom and puke my brains out. As I head for the toilet, I catch something very interested out of the corner of my eye from the reflection of the mirror. I look towards the mirror and I am completely in shock at what I am looking at. The thought of puking was way out of my mind and now I needed to figure out what the fuck had happened to me…
I had two massive black eyes and a huge lump on my forehead (I guess my hangover was really a huge fucking headache).
I immediately call my friend who I was with last night, who doesn’t drink, and he said that he and the girl I brought home walked back with us to my apartment. He was with me the whole night and swears that I got in no altercations whatsoever. Sometime
between when the two of them left me and the girl in my apartment and when I woke up I managed to get my ass beat. Needless to say, this girl may have been gorgeous but she liked her sex a little bit to rough.
