I was out with my friends for my birthday in Boston. I was so excited seeing as I have never partied in Boston before. I was having a great time, and kept downing all the birthdy shots that were being bought for me. I knew I had too much when I was dancing on the table, singing BARNEY on the top of my lungs. I then proceeded to say I was Big Bird and wanted to attack Snuffelofagus. I was then pulled off the table from my friend which ripped my leggings. This was a sign that it was time to go home.
I ended up taking my leggins off, and walked to the cab with just booty shorts on. I was in the cab and needed to pee BAD. Holding it in was not an option. I ripped my shorts off and started peeing in the cab. The cab driver didnt speak english but in whatever language he was speaking I could tell that he was not happy with me. I got kicked out of the cab without pants with him screaming at me “YOU PEE ON ME, YOU PEE ON ME, DIRTY GIRL PEE ON ME!” He then proceeds to call the police saying “she pee on me, dirty girl pee on me!” I made it back to my friends apartment without being arrested and without a need to pee 
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