So I am chillin out watchin T.V. last saturday night when I get a call from one of my oldest friends saying that some sluttly girls were throwing some great keg party. So me never being one to flake on a party, I go out to scoop my friend and we meet up with the girls at a Mcdonalds about 20mins from the house. We stop at the store because yall know how chicks are they have to have the heavey shit. So we get 24oz cans of some of the cheapest crap I have ever tasted. We chugg the cans and make our way to this random house back in like some farm area or whatever. There r 2 kegs in the front yard so we waste no time finding cups and gettin shitty. So we got there about 9ish n it gets to like 4am.

Now what happened next is all a little fuzzy but I remember doing several keg stands, doing 10 shots of god knows what out of some strippers pussy dont ask and getting a lap dance from this one dudes gf. Anyway the night ends with me going to 7-11 n drunkenly rippin all the posters off the wall gettin the cops called and well lets just say I didnt outrun them.

I woke up in the drunk tank the next day cover in puke lol u gotta love keeggers.

To make a very long story short my first club experiance was full of firsts like:

1)passing out after 8 rum and cokes in the club only to wake refreshed and ready to drink more.
2)dirty dancing with other girls
3)holding church in the ladies room and telling all who entered it was f*** it night and to leave all your worries behind and that every one is beautiful
4)banging my head on the stall door
5)hugging guys i had never met before
6)getting a drink and a back rub from a guy and not remembering what he looked like.
7)almost watching my friend get her ass beat for telling a butch lesbian that the mens room was next door!!
8)going to the club with $72 and only coming home with $2

Ahhh the memories… well at least what i can remember!

Last week I went to Quebec with about 20 friends. Before heading to the club on the second last night, I drank 3/4 of my 26er of smirnoff, most of which was drank straight. I don’t even recall leaving the hotel. I woke up the next morning in my friends room and was informed of the embarrassing events of my night. Apparently I walked around telling everyone that I wanted to bang my friend. I even walked up to him and informed him at which point he apparently told someone to make sure I go to sleep. I still don’t remember any of it …..

I now no how much of a nerd I am. I blacked out Saturday night and woke up Sunday morning to find out I installed Linux on my PC.